Lord Immaculate's Manifesto

David Cameron refuses to go head-to-head on national TV unless the Green Party leader is also invited. We all know the real reason. His team don’t think he’s up to it.

So Ed Milibland accuses him of cowardice. David Cameron throws the accusation back.

I know it’s a limp bluff by David Cameron, but why don’t Ed the Drip and Nick Clog just call him out and let the Green Party in?

I don’t understand why they didn’t immediately agree to meet their Greens.

Lord Immaculate is available and hungry to fill the gaping void if Dicey Dave cannot be enticed.