Lord Immaculate's Manifesto

I see Dicey Dave has got pretty much what he wanted with regards to pre-election TV debates (sorry, make that ‘a debate’). I’d hate to see the television companies replace him with an empty chair for any of the talkathons when there is available a weighty replacement of great intellect and charisma itching to take his place. I refer, of course, to myself. Lord Immaculate will be happy to stand in for our errant PM and talk a great deal of sense without unnecessarily dwarfing my on-stage opponents.